randy andy

News Flash:
Prince Andrew stripped of military roles and royal patronages amid sex assault lawsuit
 
Aw, poor Andy…
It’s well known I have no devotion to the “royals” who have surely outlived their usefulness to everyone (except themselves). Andy’ll just have to learn to pare down and live on the tax-free payment of $323,000 he gets each year from his mom, the Queen, plus the $26,000 he enjoys from his “service” in the Royal Navy. And he’ll have lots of time to enjoy that, having had all his royal duties expunged out from under him. 
Apart from always being “cash poor”, the poor old sod now is reduced to having a measly net worth of only $45 million. How sad.
I’m sure we all feel terribly sorry for him.
Well… don’t we?

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